Okay, everybody, LISTEN UP!!!!
I have something VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY!!!!
Avengers: Infinity War is coming out in 2018, and people are engaged in trying to determine which heroes will appear in the film. They are also batting around which heroes will live and which will die.
Once again, these people are calling Hawkeye/Clint Barton the “most disposable” member of the Avengers. They believe he can be killed off easily and no one will care.
NEWSFLASH: Hawkeye is NOT easily dropped. He is an EXTREMELY IMPORTANT character, and it would behoove these people to SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT!!! AND, YES, SOME PEOPLE DO CARE!!!
Why does everybody hate Hawkeye?! Why do so many people want him dead? Is it because he uses a bow and trick arrows in battle? So do Green Arrow/Oliver Queen and his sidekicks, yet I do not hear anyone calling for THEIR heads to be delivered to audiences on a platter!!!! There should be no double standard in this matter. If you want Hawkeye dead because he uses a bow and arrow, then you should want Green Arrow and his sidekicks dead as well.
Just why is there so much rage against Hawkeye?!?!? Is it because he is a husband and father in the films? That is something to CELEBRATE, people!!! It is HIGH TIME a superhero got to have a good home life!!! Or do you want the Fantastic Four’s family life destroyed too, hmmm?
Tit for tat, butter for fat. What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. If you want Hawkeye dead, you may as well drive a knife through the entire Avengers franchise. Because whether you like him or not, Hawkeye is an integral part of the Avengers team and franchise, so he is not going anywhere. Not if we can help it!!!
So, haters, HANDS OFF OF HAWKEYE!!!!!!!
People are also raffling off Cap for death in Infinity War and its sequel. Interestingly, Nick Fury is being floated for the chopping block, too, as is Vision. What is the reason that they want these characters dead?
Some people hate Cap because he is CAPTAIN AMERICA. This means he represents the best of America. So it is not too surprising that some people would want him dead. Others say he is colorless and meaningless and the Avengers are better off without an old fogey like him.
NEWSFLASH: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS THE HEART OF THE AVENGERS. Kill him, and you kill the team. The Avengers would never have lasted as long as they have without Captain America. It is a fact. Marvel and these fatheads calling for his death are kidding themselves – and us – if they think they can survive without Steve Rogers running the Avengers, or if they think they can water him down and make him “more modern” and less of a symbol for America. IT AIN’T GONNA WORK!!!
As for Nick Fury dying, NEWSFLASH: the guy is as hard to kill as a cockroach. He will not die until the end of the world, if then. You may think you killed him, but sooner or later he will pop up to growl at you again. That is the way he is.
And some very cruel “fans” want Vision’s head cut off so Thanos can steal the Mind Stone, which is stuck to his forehead, from him. NEWSFLASH: why would Thanos go to that trouble when he could just psychically or magnetically pull the Stone from Vision’s forehead into the Infinity Gauntlet? YOU ARE NOT THINKING, PEOPLE!!! YOU ARE BEING BLOODTHIRSTY BARBARIANS!!!
People are also suggesting that Thor may die in Infinity War. This seems highly unlikely to me. But in the interest of maintaining the momentum of this post: NEWSFLASH, Thor cannot die when Chris Hemsworth has voluntarily pledged to keep making films until he is old enough to play Odin himself on film and videotape.
So assorted Knobs, Idiots, Jerks, Doofi, Scum-Sucking Pigs, Toads, Rocks, Stones, Senseless Things, and Monumental Dorks, listen and listen well….
HANDS OFF OF OUR HAWKEYE!!!!
HANDS OFF OF OUR CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!
HANDS OFF OF OUR THOR!!!!
HANDS OFF OF OUR VISION!!!!
HANDS OFF OF NICK FURY!!!!!
Or I will start calling for Carol Danvers to die ignominiously yesterday. We seriously DO NOT need this trophy wife character, and I wish Marvel would DITCH HER ALREADY!!!!
How do you like them apples, you sorry excuses for Marvel fans?