Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
Tony Stark: It’ll still go up.
Steve Rogers: Elevator’s not worthy. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no… wounded screams… mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and… gout. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: [Entering a room full of Hydra soldiers] Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through.
[Shoots all the Hydra men non-fatally with tiny guided missiles]
Tony Stark: It was a good talk.
Fortress Soldier: No, it wasn’t! – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Vision: You’re afraid.
Ultron: Of you.
Vision: Of death. You’re the last one.
Ultron: You were supposed to be the last. Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.
Vision: I suppose we’re both disappointments.
Ultron: [laughs] I suppose we are.
Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won’t be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.
Ultron: They’re doomed.
Vision: Yes… but a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.
Ultron: You’re unbelievably naïve.
Vision: Well… I was born yesterday. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Pietro Maximoff: [speeding off with Wanda] Keep up, old man!
Clint Barton: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro’s back] Nobody would know. Nobody. “The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh… yeah, he’ll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already…”
[Jogs after them] – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: [Searching for secret door] Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door…
[Finds and opens secret door]
Tony Stark: Yay! – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: Cap, you got an incoming!
Steve Rogers: [after being hit and tossed by an Ultroid] Incoming already came in! – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Strucker: Can we hold them?
Fortress Soldier: [Incredulous] They’re the Avengers. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: [Punches Hulk in the face with the Hulkbuster. The Hulk spits a tooth out] I’m sorry. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you’re saving anyone?! I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it’s still billions dead! Even you can’t stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. And as long as there is life in my breast… [He’s losing oxygen.] I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It’s terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there’s too much weight, you lose power on the swing. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Nick Fury: [to Stark] You’ve come up with some pretty impressive things, Stark. War isn’t one of them. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark on the ground] That man has no respect for lawn maintenance. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Steve Rogers: [Ultron blasts Cap] Well, he’s definitely unhappy. I’m gonna try to keep him that way.
Clint Barton: You’re not a match for him, Cap.
Steve Rogers: Thanks, Barton. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Thor: [pats Stark on the chest] With the exception of this one, everything can be explained. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ultron: You know what’s in that cradle? The power to make real change, and that terrifies you.
Steve Rogers: I wouldn’t call it a comfort. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ultron: [Drone charges Rogers – who has just rescued a falling villager] You can’t save them all.
[Cap throws shield at drone, where it embeds itself in the robot’s torso]
Ultron: You’ll never…
Steve Rogers: [activates his gauntlet, pulling the shield back to him and sending the drone over the edge] “You’ll never what?” You didn’t finish!
[Thor lands on a car he has just rescued, whose occupants come out retching]
Steve Rogers: What, were you napping? – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: Damage report
[suit emits static]
Tony Stark: [shakes his head slightly] That was comprehensive. Show me something! – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: Avengers, time to work for a living! – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: Thor didn’t say where he was going for answers?
Steve Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don’t tell me things. I was kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
Tony Stark: Yeah, give him time. We don’t know what the Maximoff kid showed him.
Steve Rogers: I don’t know what she showed you. I just know it made you do something stupid. [shakes his head] Earth’s mightiest heroes… pulled us apart like cotton candy.
Tony Stark: Seems like you walked away alright.
Steve Rogers: [looks up at Tony] Is that a problem?
Tony Stark: I don’t trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.
Steve Rogers: Well let’s just say you haven’t seen it yet.
Tony Stark: You know Ultron’s trying to tear us apart, right?
Steve Rogers: Well, I guess you know. Whether you’d tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research…
Steve Rogers: [cuts him off] That would affect the team.
Tony Stark: That would END the team. Isn’t that the mission? Isn’t that the ‘why’ we fight? So we can end the fight, so we get to go home?!
Steve Rogers: [splits wood with bare hands and turns to Tony] Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
[the Hulk leaps aboard the quintet as Ultron makes his escape]
Ultron: Oh for God’s sake! – From Avengers: Age of Ultron
Clint Barton: [concerned] Hey. Hey, you okay?
Wanda Maximoff: [distraught] This is all our fault….
Clint Barton: Hey, look at me. It’s your fault, it’s everyone’s fault, who cares? Are you up for this? Are you? [overwhelmed] Look, I just need to know cause the city is flying… [regains his composure] Ok, look, the city is flying, we’re fighting an army of robots… and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.
[both duck and shout as bullets pierce the wall they are hiding behind; Wanda watches Clint draw and arrow and fire it through one of the holes before he turns back to her] But I’m going back out there cause it’s my job, OK? And I can’t do my job and babysit. Doesn’t matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good. I’ll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door…you are an Avenger.
[Wanda stares at him, calming down; Clint nods and stands up] All right, good chat. – From Avengers: Age of Ultron