The world is a solemn place, with room for tennis. – John Berryman
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. – Charles Schulz (PEANUTS)
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought. – William Osler
Why should the devil have all the best tunes? – Rowland Hill, English clergyman
You are what you eat. – Ludwig Feuerbach, German philosopher
Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much. – Oscar Wilde
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
Beethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth. – Ludwig van Beethoven, German composer
Since when was genius found respectable? – Elizabeth Barrett Browning, English poet
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. – George Bernard Shaw
A poet can survive everything but a misprint. – Oscar Wilde
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It is jolted by every pebble on the road. – Henry Ward Beecher, American clergyman