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Planes – A Review

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It has been some time since this blogger sat down and watched Disneytoon’s Planes. Panned by the critics, I found the film not only entertaining but quite interesting. And despite the poor reviews the movie made enough money to justify a sequel – Planes: Fire and Rescue. So the creators clearly did something right. The question, of course, is what?

Planes takes place in a world similar to that seen in Cars. It may even be the same world. But since this story has a different focus this is neither confirmed nor denied. There are enough likenesses, however, to make it plausible.

The story follows Dusty Crophopper, a cropdusting plane who dreams of racing around the world rather than fertilizing corn fields all day. As he himself says, “I’ve flown thousands of miles… And I’ve gone no where.” He wants to see the world beyond his hometown, an aspiration almost everyone can sympathize with, even if they have found that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side.

Dusty has three main problems with following through on his wish. First, he is a cropduster, not a race plane. Second, he is an older model plane (not significantly older, but twenty years for a plane is not the same as twenty years for a human being). That means parts can and will be an issue. If he breaks down and loses an important piece, replacing it may not be possible.

Third, Dusty is afraid of heights. While that sounds laughable and crazy at first, it actually makes a lot of sense. As a cropduster, he has naturally has to fly low in order to do his job. For that reason trying to reach heights greater than, say, the average skyscraper literally sends him into a tailspin. He cannot look down without losing control and dropping like a rock.

Despite the scoffing of some closest to him, Dusty trains with his friends so he can qualify to enter the Wings Across the Globe race. Before trying out, Dusty approaches an old F4U Corsair named Skipper Riley and asks him to become his coach. Skipper refuses and, when Dusty fails to meet the requirements for the race, it’s a severe blow to the little plane’s morale.

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However, when the plane who beat Dusty is eventually prohibited from entering the race due illegal fuel intake usage (he was essentially using steroids), everything changes. Now an official competitor in the race, he has to get into shape to make first place in the competition. Impressed by Dusty’s willingness to keep working, Skipper surprises him by offering tips and becoming his informal mentor. The old war plane isn’t happy when he learns about Dusty’s fear of heights, and he is quite put out when the farm plane absolutely refuses to fly higher than his upper limit. But he stays and continues to train him for the race.

Once he’s achieved the proper speeds, Dusty heads to New York for the start of the competition. There he makes several friends before running afoul of the race’s three-time winner, a plane named Ripslinger or “Rip” for short. (Not inconsequentially, his voice actor is Roger Craig Smith, the man who played Captain America in Avengers Assemble.) Although he dismisses Dusty at first, Rip rethinks his opinion when it becomes clear the farm plane has the talent and skill to beat him. He then resorts to every dirty trick he can think of to put this up-and-coming star out of the race.

From this overview it is clear that Planes is a pretty standard American film. It stars the country underdog who impresses everyone with his sportsmanship and gumption. The film also carries a patriotic subtheme, showing the United States Navy in a very good light, and not just with Skipper. All in all, it’s not a bad story.

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So why did the critics pan it?

Personally, I think they trashed the film precisely because it is so American. A throwback to the days when it wasn’t taboo to bless American and love her, Planes presents everything good about our home country. There is not an ounce of America-bashing angst in the entire film.

But that’s not the only area in which Planes shines as an inherently American tale. The trope of the underdog who wins the respect of the world and topples the previous record-holder is one that is uniquely American in character. The reason for this is because America herself has traditionally been the “little guy” on the world stage. We were the country bumpkins who whipped the British Empire – which ruled more territory than anyone since Ancient Rome – in two wars that were rarely close to a fair fight. We then proceeded, by dint of sheer determination and grit, to make ourselves a world power.

In keeping with this theme, as mentioned above, the film also presents the navy as an inherently good organization. Skipper and his history in World War II, while fantastic, remind viewers of the fact that we practically saved the world in the 1940s. The scenes which refer to the modern military demonstrate that the spirit which led us to step up seventy-five years ago remains very much alive and well today. Skipper’s navy has received many technological upgrades, true, but none of those have changed her heart in the least.

Another area where the film affronts the sensibilities of many modern critics is its main motif, which is that everyone “can be more than what [they] were built for.” Dusty follows through on his dream of being a race plane, proving that the audience can, with perseverance and fortitude, achieve their desires as well. Many people today feel they cannot attain what they hope for, and while Planes is not the only movie/tv show/story to use this theme in the present era, it is one of the few that does so in a forthright, American manner.

This point deserves to be expounded upon a bit. Americans are so well-acquainted with the “pursue your dreams” motif that they have largely forgotten the rest of the world actively pushes the opposite message. For the most part, even in the 21st century, all other nations on the planet force people to remain in whatever state of life they were born into.

It is extremely hard for people elsewhere on the planet, for example, to change jobs. In some countries, if a man is born into a certain caste or chooses a particular profession, when he reaches adulthood that becomes his occupation for life. A few places may let him train and/or trade jobs, but the transition will be neither cost-effective nor relatively timely.

Nor will a man who moves into another profession be respected for doing so, whether or not he works as hard as the other people in his occupation. He has reached above or below his station and therefore must be held in some measure of contempt by the rest of society. If he is not, then others might think to challenge the status quo, which would upset the standards of class practiced over the course of centuries and, eventually, lead to a culture that is no longer static.

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For Americans, the reverse has traditionally been true. We have had actors becomes soldiers and soldiers become actors, and no one has batted an eye over it. We have had plane manufacturers become farmers and farmers become plane manufacturers without the slightest bit of trouble or nationwide resentment….

And so on and so forth; almost everyone in the history of the United States has, at one time, traded his or her jobs like a set of hats. In doing so they have never had to worry about societal backlash or difficulties because it has been traditionally understood that in America class has no place. A farmer is as good as a billionaire, a CEO, or a high paid lawyer because all men are created equal. They are not kept equal, as they are in other countries, but they are born with an equal amount of potential to be more than what they were “born for.”

Planes takes these American tropes and runs with them in wholehearted, happy abandon. It does not apologize for being an American movie to its core. Instead, it flaunts its old-fashioned U.S. values with cheerful pride. In so doing the film reminds American viewers of what they can really do if they work hard and don’t quit. Nothing – except maybe a religious film – upsets critics so much as a purely American story. Thus it is not hard to see why critics hated the film and movie-goers loved it.

John Lasseter, the erstwhile head of Pixar, penned and directed this movie. While Planes may not be among the crown jewels of his achievements, it certainly deserves more respect than it has received so far. I would personally rate Planes near the head his list of accomplishments because, as usual, the critics were wrong. This is a movie that is well worth the purchase price and the time spent watching it.

If you are looking for a light, fluffy film that is shameless in its embrace of the American spirit, I highly recommend this movie. Hollywood has largely lost the ability to tell stories like this, so when such a gem is discovered, it deserves all the love and appreciation it can get.

Until next time, readers!

The Mithril Guardian

Spotlight: Zoids – The Storm Sworder

I have never seen a swan in flight, readers. I have seen swans, but I have never watched them fly. I have no idea if they are poetry in motion while in flight; they are beautiful “baubles” on a lake. I only know that the ones I have seen are gorgeous creatures, and I wish I could see some again.

Why do I bring up swans? Check out the video below before you read on:

Beautiful, aren’t they?

These magnificent zoids are Storm Sworders. The fastest aerial zoids on Zi, the Storm Sworders were developed by the Helic Republic during the last days of their war with the Guylos Empire. Lightweight and able to reach Mach 3.2, Storm Sworders are the equivalent of American fighter jets. They are poetry in motion during flight – and during combat.

Storm Sworders come in two varieties: the white, “older” model Storm Sworder was the first type built. Lightly armored so that it can reach Mach 3.2 and keep together at that speed, these Storm Sworders are nimble Pteranadon-type fighters. They are single-pilot zoids with a back seat, making Storm Sworders capable of carrying two people. In a pinch, four rather small people can fit in the cockpit, which is behind the Sworder’s orange eyes.

Storm Sworders come equipped with missiles attached to their wings. These can be fired off like jet fighter missiles to strike down enemies ahead of or around them. Faster than anything else that flies, the Storm Sworder can outmaneuver every other aerial zoid in seconds. They can twist and turn, tumble and rise far faster than any other air zoid.

For close combat, Storm Sworders have a pair of blades or “swords” in their wings. (You didn’t think they were called “Storm Sworders” just because it was a cool name, did you?) Extended and charged with energy, these swords will cut through other zoids like a knife through butter. Most other air zoids have no prayer of avoiding a Sworder’s blades; they are simply too slow to dodge them.

Storm Sworders are also equipped with mini-machine guns behind the claws on their wings. The claws flip down to lie flat against the wing, the gun barrels pop out, and budda-budda-BOOM! ‘Nother enemy down! In addition to these weapons, Storm Sworders have something called “sword missiles.” These are long, thin blades which can be fired from the forehead area of the Sworder, as well as from the “wrists” of the zoid’s wings. Most pilots do not use these missiles in battle.

The zoids also have a blade, or sword, hidden in the “crest” on their foreheads. This flips up and is charged with energy to cut through an enemy the same way as the “wing swords.” All this makes the Storm Sworder one giant rapier, which can be piloted through the sky – to deadly effect!

The second variation of the Storm Sworder is the Triple S. Short for Storm Sworder Stealth-type, the Triple S is painted black and has the ability to remain undetected by radar. Otherwise, it is the same as the white, “older” Storm Sworders – just more sneaky. Of course, a Triple S that is “painted” by the enemy so radar can pick it up is in big trouble. But if you are not prepared for a Triple S to show up, you will not have the chance to “paint” it to see it on your radar.

A pilot for the Storm Sworder has to learn to manage the intense speed at which the zoid travels. Mach 3.2 is fast, readers! It is “tough on the body,” and a pilot incapable of taking the stress is not going to last beyond his first flight. This is also true for the zoid’s agility and nimbleness. Though such maneuvers cannot be executed at Mach 3.2, the zoids will still be carrying momentum from traveling at that speed when they get into a dogfight. The pilot has to be able to withstand the force of travelling at Mach 3.2 and be able to handle the zoid when it drops down to its lower speeds. Otherwise, the pilot’s a deader.

Rosso and Viola, characters from Zoids: Chaotic Century, are the best Storm Sworder pilots I have ever seen. (Actually, they are the only capable Storm Sworder pilots I have ever seen.) Of the two, Rosso is the better pilot. This is an interesting twist on the story, because Viola was the one who initially piloted flying zoids.

Rosso’s great skill with his Storm Sworder seems to come from his special attunement to the zoid. He lectured one pilot – twice – about the need to “guide your zoid with your spirit, pal! With your spirit!”

Almost every main character in Chaotic Century has a special bond with their zoid, the way Western cowboys bond with their specific or favorite horses. Rosso is one of the characters whose bond with his “mechanical combat unit” is the most noticeable and poignant. Rosso is tall, muscular, and would give Robin Hood’s friend Little John a run for his money. Yet he pilots the swan-like Storm Sworder flawlessly, as a samurai would wield a katana.

I wish I could take piloting lessons from this guy, readers. I really do!

The Storm Sworder is the pièce de résistance of aerial combat zoids. This is definitely a zoid I wish I had, for the simple fact that I would love to fly that high and that fast!

May the wind be at your backs, readers!

The Mithril Guardian