Hello, Marvel Writers!
Amazing! Spectacular! Scarlet! Iron! Superior! Ultimate!
How many other superlatives are going to fit in front of Spider-Man? Personally, I was quite satisfied with ‘amazing.’
Adjectives aside, Peter Parker’s life has hit the ditch. He and M.J. are no longer married (why?), Aunt May has gone and married J. Jonah Jamieson (!! 😛 !!!), and recently, Doc Ock took over Spidey’s body and appears to have killed him.
That’s not going to last, I’m sure.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I really liked the thought of ol’ Webhead and Mary Jane getting married. You say you guys split them up because she was more of a confidante for him. What better confidante can he have other than a wife? After all the pain he’s been through (and continues to endure), the unluckiest hero’s personal life was at least looking a little brighter than it had previously while he and M.J. were together. He deserved it, I believe; especially when everyone else in his life was getting battered to pieces.
I’m talking about Norman Osborne, who refuses to leave for the great beyond. Harry Osborne – I don’t even know what’s happened to him lately, other than he’s been killed and brought back to life. Flash has suddenly become a double amputee. Aunt May has married J. Jonah Jamieson (fixing her up with Phil Coulson was less disgusting). And Madame Web is dead, with former super-heroine Arachne taking her place (and what about Arachne’s daughter? NCIS isn’t a nursery, after all).
With all this going on, it’s a wonder Pete’s not in hiding. Not to mention his new responsibilities as an Avenger, and he’s not on the best of terms with several of his teammates right now.
It’s like Spidey’s whole world – not to mention the world of all the other super heroes – has spun out of orbit (oops, pardon the pun). His life’s begun pinballing in a thousand different, crazy, illogical directions all at once.
What happened, not just to Spidey, but to all the heroes? Everything was going just fine, and then some sort of crazy bomb went off and the Marvel Universe was torn to tatters. Friendships broke, characters were shattered, disasters erupted, and all the good guys suddenly developed nearly psychotic dark sides that they can’t seem to keep in check.
Real life doesn’t work like that. People don’t just abruptly cut loose into insanity en masse. If they did, we’d be in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse right now. Why should the Marvel Universe suddenly develop this unreasonable tilt to its axis?
Yes, I know our Webslinger is traditionally thrown into the meat grinder. He really ought to be inducted into the “Most Tortured Superhero” Hall of Fame. That’s not the issue here. The problem is that this isn’t the meat grinder; this is the shredder. Spider-Man and many others are being shredded and then taped back together improperly.
They don’t deserve this. More importantly, the fans and readers-in-passing don’t deserve this. It has got to stop, and soon, or the Wallcrawler and several of his contemporaries are barely going to be salvageable. Spidey’s too good to die off completely in the hearts of fans.
That doesn’t necessarily mean he’ll be remembered well once the shredder has been unplugged and he’s been put back together.
Mithril (A Troubled and Frustrated True Believer)